Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What birds make average students?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?