What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?