What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

How is life like toilet paper?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?