What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which insect is the smartest?