Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call two birds in love?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?