Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?