What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?