What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
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Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a peanut in space?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
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