What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?