Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Where do horses reside?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?