Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Can February March?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?