Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Which insect makes the best father?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?