What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.