Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?