My friend David had his ID stolen.

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What fish sings the best?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What tea do footballers drink?