What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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