What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
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