What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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