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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?