Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What day do hands always go to church?