Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a tired tree?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?