Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do cubes make great referees?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How do you prevent a summer cold?