Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
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