What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?