How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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