How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
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