How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where does breakfast live?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
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