Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?