Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?