Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?