What did the calculator tell his valentine?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?