Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did he change his bike's tires?