What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?