Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?