What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why are puppies so flexible?