Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?