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They can tell the best carrot.
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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
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