Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a father's favorite flower?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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