Why did the barber win the race?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which relative loves rice?