What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What bird is always sad?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?