What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why do bees buzz?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?