What do you call an angry monkey?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?