What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the mime upset?
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