When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do bees chew?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
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