Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?