When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
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