What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?