How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
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Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the barber win the race?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the tomato turn red?
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