How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
If you need help building an ark..
Which singer could always break a five?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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