How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
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Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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