What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why are baseball players so good at math?