What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?