What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is the strongest animal?