What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the frog have a long face?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the dog so popular?
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