Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Which state has the best streets?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?