What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The museum curator needed a break.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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