What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?