What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
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What job did the corn on the cob get?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
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