What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
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