What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are maps such great therapists?