Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?