What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?