What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call a silly hill?