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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?