I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?