What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

If you need help building an ark..

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why are fish such good architects?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

How is cat food sold?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?