What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are basketball courts always wet?