Where does the president keep his razor?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?