Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?