What did the beaver say to the tree?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What sport do horses love to play?

How can you make 7 even?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?