Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is another term for the price of gas?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.