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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

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What animal knows how to work a computer?

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What is the most adorable season?

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What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?