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Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?