What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How do you make a cow float?

What building always gets stains on it?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?