What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why do cats love to work?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do cows always skip gym class?