What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?