How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What sweet treat never panics?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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