What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
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