Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
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