What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?