Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
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