What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?