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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Where do milkshakes come from?

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