What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why are goats so funny?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What does winter fat turn into?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?