Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Which state has the best streets?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What sports are both plant-based?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?