What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

When do cows get tired?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What cartoon character loves insects?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?