What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do cows say when you milk them?