Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which animal should never work for the government?

When do mice play every day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you find at the end of everything?