What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?