Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?