What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How do you wash a lamb?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?