Where do birds go to drink?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why are stones so good at music?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do minions always put in their salads?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you give a sick lemon?