Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What farm animal is best at karate?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call a short cow?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is the strongest animal?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the foal cough?