What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?