What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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