What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What birds always travel in twos?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?