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Crispy bacon.
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Which subject has two parts?
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
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What school subject really rocks?
The museum curator needed a break.
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