Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How does a barber get to work?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?