Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do automobiles fly?

How do bees get to school?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What birds make average students?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?