What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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