What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What do you call stolen cheese?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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