What kind of water do fireworks like?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?