What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the fish so smart?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
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