What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do snowmen get information?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do stars go to college?
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