What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which cats love to be petted?

The museum curator needed a break.

What does an attorney say when getting married?