What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What says: oom oom oom?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a small mom?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
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