Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?