What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do baseball players love bowling?