Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is blue and not heavy?
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