Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What are you studying in math?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?