What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?