Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
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