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Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the paper say to the pencil?