What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which family member has tusks?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?