Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?