Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where does laundry go to college?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What part of a football field is never the same?