How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where do kittens go to school?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What sports are both plant-based?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where does the president keep his razor?