What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?