What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
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Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
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