Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's a doll's favorite car?