Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which fly makes films?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?