Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What season begins with a thud?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?