Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What color are all the books in the library?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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