Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
When does a horse talk?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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