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Why are ET's eyes so big?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?