Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

How do fireflies start a race?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Who won the race between two balls of string?