How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?