What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?