How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How do automobiles fly?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a smelly horse?