What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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