What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?