Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What insect runs away from everything?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?