What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why do cats love to work?