Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What car can you only see twice a year?