Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do math teachers love March?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?