The museum curator needed a break.

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What is the strongest animal?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How does a cow do math?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?