What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?