How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?