Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?