Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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What do cows say on NYE?
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