Why are English teachers so smart?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?